Kim Cattrall's arse
Meet Monica Velour (USA)
A touching and funny coming of age story about a young boy obsessed with an ex pornstar.
This sweet American film, starring the slaggy one from Sex and The City, was surprisingly funny and well written. A great and very moving performance by TV’s favourite cock muncher Kim Cattrall, proving she can act after all.
Even though I’m well special and have a press pass, I watched this at the public screening and was proper impressed that loads of coffin dodgers attended and laughed at all the filthy jokes! Dirty Fuckers.
Highs: Cattrell’s erotic dance - proper buff for her age.
Lows: The cinema was full of old people and I think one of them shat itself.
INTERVIEW: KIM CATTRELL
Me: Hiya Kim nice to meet you. I like your top, is it from Peacocks?
Kim: Thank you, no.
Me: Dorothy Perkins has got a 60% off sale so I can’t stay too long.
Kim: okay.
Me: Right. Err… so you play a bit of a slag in this film. Did you find that easy, seeing as you mostly play slags?
Kim: My character is very complex, and is dealing with lots of issues such as trying to battle for custody of her daughter as well as find a suitable career move.
Me: You snogged a 17-year-old, how was that?
Kim: My co-star (Dustin Ingram) was actually twenty when we filmed it.
Me: Wow you snogged him too?
Kim: No, well yes- he’s the actor who played Tobe.
Me: So you snogged both of them – you’re so cool!
Kim: No, it wasn’t.. oh forget it.
Me: I’ve heard that you’re actually British and all that. Was you born in Essex coz you look like you live in Romford?
Kim: Actually I was born in Liverpool.
Me: Wow so you’re like a proper scouser, can you still do the accent?
Kim: We moved when I was very young, we didn’t-
Me: Oh go on! Say (bad scouse accent) “Eh Barry d’ya wanna fight like?”
Kim: (silent)
Me: Oh go on say it: “Eh Barry d’ya wanna fight like?”
Kim: Please go.
Kim starts to cry so I leave.
Well that's it for Edinburgh - see you next year!
