Albatross (UK)
This is like defo the best film of the fest, yeah, so be sure to check it out otherwise you’re a proper loser and your Mum eats out of bins.
This lovely British coming of age comedy stars the gorgeous Jessica Brown Findlay whose enigmatic performance reminded me of the talented Emily Lloyd in Wish You Were Here. Excellent performances and an inspiring script provide laughter and tears all the way. Even the small characters had well-written parts.
Highs: Favourite new insult to use it on your friends and family: “You Fuck Trumpet!”
Lows: Envy of Brown Findlay’s gorgeous body, though she needs some fake tan.
Eva Green and Ewan McGregor have bathtime in Perfect Sense
Perfect Sense (UK)
Bollocks! This film was like being raped in the face by Brian Sewell.
Pretentious wank about a disease with rubbish and random side effects, which included feeling tearful, a bit angry or peckish. Once these symptoms were out the way the patient then lost a sense like smell and hearing and all that.
It’s basically a zombie film without err… zombies.
There was some love scenes with Ewan McGregor and Eva Green so at least there was some eye candy for all (personally, I would choose Green).
If Bruce Willis, or a gang of ninjas came in right at the end and killed everyone it would have been a whole lot better.
Highs: the scene in the bath where McGregor and Green eat soap
Lows: the whole film is a steaming dog turd
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